Sorry I'm Cranky I'm Going Through My Terrible Forties

Finally, a bag that matches your current vibe. Forget the "Terrible Twos"—we’re officially entering the Terrible Forties, and this 100% cotton tote is here to carry all your emotional baggage (and maybe some ibuprofen).

It’s eco-friendly, biodegradable, and significantly more sustainable than your current patience levels. Whether you’re hauling groceries, gym gear, or just a heavy sense of existential dread, this bag has your back. It’s soft, it’s sturdy, and it’s the perfect way to tell the world: "I’m not mean, I’m just forty."