{"product_id":"articulated-axolotl","title":"Articulated Axolotl","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"Y3BBE\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAEIARAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eMeet the world’s most cheerful water-dweller, now ready to chill on your desk instead of the lakebed. Our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eArticulated Happy Axolotl\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eisn't just a pretty face—it’s 17cm of pure, wiggly joy that’s impossible to put down.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Y3BBE\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAEIAhAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Y3BBE\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAEIAhAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eWhy you’ll fall for this \"Water Monster\":\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-hveid=\"CAEIAxAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eSerious Wiggle Factor:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eAt\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e17cm long\u003c\/strong\u003e, this little guy is fully jointed from head to tail. He moves with a fluid, lifelike swish that makes him the ultimate desk companion.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-hveid=\"CAEIAxAB\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eThe Permanent Smile:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eWith those iconic frilly gills and a wide, happy grin, he’s scientifically proven* to make you smile back. (*Okay, maybe not scientifically, but it’s a 100% vibe).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-hveid=\"CAEIAxAC\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eThe Ultimate Sensory Pet:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eDrape him over your hand, pose him on your monitor, or just fidget with his segments during a long call. He’s smooth, tactile, and totally silent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-hveid=\"CAEIAxAD\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eLow Maintenance:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eNo tank cleaning, no special fish food—just endless \"swishing\" and zero damp patches on your carpet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Y3BBE\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAEIBBAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eAxolotl obsessed teens, sensory seekers, and anyone who needs a 17cm dose of happiness to brighten up their workspace.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Y3BBE\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAEIBRAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003cem class=\"eujQNb\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" aria-owns=\"action-menu-parent-container\"\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Y3BBE\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAEIBRAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003cem class=\"eujQNb\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" aria-owns=\"action-menu-parent-container\"\u003eNote: While he looks like he’s ready for a swim, he’s strictly a land-lubber. Please keep him dry\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Uniquely Odd Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53149720936721,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0672\/6021\/9665\/files\/IMG_4521.jpg?v=1771833701","url":"https:\/\/uniquelyoddgifts.com\/products\/articulated-axolotl","provider":"Uniquely Odd Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}